So Hot Right Now: The Cactus Man Candle!
What up.
Are you wondering what to buy this holiday season? Need a gift for that especially difficult Cactus Man fan in your life?
Look no further than the brand new Cactus Man Candle!
Treat yourself to this beautiful, six- inch tall candle featuring a hand-painted image of Cactus Man suspended — as if by magic — in decadent paraffin wax. Best of all, each candle smells like the spikey man himself!
Light this baby up and you’ll find yourself *instantly* transported to the Oasis. Find oneness with the slightly judgemental — but still down to party — cactus people.
Available this holiday season from SCLeccentric. Just $27.95 (plus shipping)!
Get yours now while supplies last! Chinese knockoffs already available on Amazon!
Who says I can’t make candles? Let’s see what happens. Place your orders in the comments.
-SCL
Edited by TJD
SCL
Can I get a Crowmetheus Candle? Although, on second thought, would it be good to have Crowmetheus so close to the flame? Worth the risk!
Alright Crowmetheus candle it is! Who better to be near an open flame?